Send Lawyers Guns and Money

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I went home with a waitress, the way I always do.

How was I to know, she was with the Russians too?

I was gambling in Havana.  I took a little risk.

Send Lawyers, Guns and Money.  Dad get me out of this.

An innocent bystander, somehow I got stuck between a rock and hard place.

I’m down on my luck.  YES, I’m down on my luck.

I’m hiding in Honduras.  I’m a desperate man.   Send Lawyers Guns and Money.  The shit has hit the fan!

Send Lawyers, Guns and Money!


Sometimes you get a big surprise!

Sometimes maybe your luck changes!

Sometimes the answer is YES.

Sometimes a girl named Jenny might be the answer.

Sometimes the government makes sense.

Sometimes I Need a Truck by Warren Zevon.

Sometimes it’s nice to be nice and help people.

Sometimes there might be a God.

Sometimes you get to be God.

Sometimes she comes in a song.

Sometimes she comes in a fleeting dress that crucifies your imagination.

Sometimes she is ruthless.

Sometimes she is dedicated.

Sometimes she saves your life.

Sometimes you save hers.

Sometimes God is in your positive behavior.


So as you begin your day, and I swear by it, just say “Thank you” to yourself, because SOMETIMES today is better than yesterday.


Sometimes you can change your day.


Some Times you can change your day!

Pretty sure that this would be that Time, Somehow!

SomeHow, SomeWay, SomeTime?

Now is the Time and the Time is Now!

Change your day!

Find your Jenny!

1 Comment
  1. Jennifer A Williams says

    Yes yes and yes

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